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09:58 am: QUOTES of the DAY (err...last few days)
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adrian quotes of the day:
- "i think sex is wrong. jesus never had sex and that's good enough for me." (joke)
- "...cute guys with low self esteem because their moms didnt love them."
- "do you work for dominos?"
- "peter norton is one of my friend's heroes because he has a black wife."
- "yeah i'll bascially date any race that will date me because i'm that desperate."
- "no i won't date white boys."
- "its all about SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE BUTT and then asking them if they would like to trade some gay porn; and then they start calling you names that arent very nice."
- "i wonder where i could go where women would hit on me."

clarissa quotes of the day:
- "he beats me and the children though."
- "hey i didn't even know it was good friday yesterday until my mom got off work early and told me why."
- "i don't care what i shove in my mouth as long as it tastes good."
- "i never leave the house and never see anyone, but my social life is seriously getting hectic steve."
- "boxers or briefs? and YES there's a right and wrong answer to this question."
- "that's endearing at first, but you'd have to get better after some time has passed because otherwise it would become annoying."

steve quotes of the day:
- "like danny glover and mel gibson i will be normal i swear."
- "rob said he was going to build a masturbation station the first time i ever hung out with him like 6 years ago."

mommy quote of the day:
- "i went hogwild with the meat. i don't know what's wrong with me."

09:51 am: ALL BOYS ARE TROUBLESOME
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hmmm... a younger non-smoking non-creative designer clothes-wearing rich financial mover and shaker guy who actually has good taste? i don't know... hey i'd never have to work for the rest of my life! heheh. it's a different mentality though... one i'm not normally attracted to. certainly different from anyone i've been with. maybe that's why i'm unsure. not to mention, i typically wouldn't want to date a PRACTICING catholic. please! i couldn't deal with someone who really believed certain bible stuff. it's weird. but if they didn't care i was an athiest, i guess they can't be all THAT religious... but going to church regularly or trying to convert, forget about it! so a younger non-smoking non-creative practicing catholic designer clothes-wearing rich financial mover and shaker guy who actually has good taste? could it get any MORE non-clarissa?... besides the good music/movie taste of course. i guess i have time to figure it out...

the sopranos is getting a bit ridiculous at this point. the apprentice finale is this week!!! i'm stupidly excited. that white boy ain't gonna win. haha. i hope they start the next one right after. i don't wanna wait. i LOVE that show. i'm retarded.

because i watch everything that comes on hbo, i watched "basic", this travolta movie. oh my god, talk about STUPID. i've been watching goodfellas lately in my background while busy. i've had it on like 3 times now. i don't know what the deal is; it's not even one of my favorites. joe pesci is such a piece of shit in that movie. i'd kill him myself.

look at these pictures:
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1342615&friendName=Elsbeth&Mytoken=20040412074552 . doesn't her head look like it's not attached? what a freak.

i'm really into these "streetwise" brand maps. i had one for nyc and used it all the time, so when i moved, i of course bought one for chicago and mainly used it for the loop. that map now is probably somewhere in my storage space, so i had to get another one, but this time for real estate purposes; and the fucking map cuts out where i wanna live!!! it doesn't include some of the most popular neighborhoods, yet it covers the ENTIRE southside. what the fuck is that?!?! who cares about gettin' around the southside?!?! if you don't know chicago you wouldn't understand. i just had to vent.

www.okcupid.com is completely out of control.
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01:53 pm: QUOTES of the DAY (err...last few days)
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clarissa quotes of the day:
- "i always hear about southside (chicago) people, like they never leave. it's like a different country or something."
- "well you can have the twenty lbs i lose so we'd both be hot."
- "i don't smile at children, i smile at animals."
- "hot girls are with ugly guys because ugly guys are sweeter."
- "i'm a really good girlfriend but have only ever had loser boyfriends."

adrian quotes of the day:
- "oh yeah, i forgot i shouldn't listen to you because you're goth."
- "i guess some people don't like the southside because they don't like black people, but i LOVE black people."
- "i am so white. this rocks."
- "how could anyone dump you? they'd be crazy."
- "i smile at black people because i like them. i don't smile at honkeys."
- "you're probably too thin to get hit on in your neighborhood. black guys like girls with BIG BUTTS."
- "all my furniture is from ikea. it's ghetto."
- "i don't want to think about it!! no hairy loser boyfriends. that has to be the worst combo ever."
- "i wish i looked that good. then everyone would want to date me and i wouldn't have to eat alone."
- "i'm not sure what kind of loser i am yet. i know i'm a loser though. at least i figured that part out."

steve quote of the day:
- "like i can joke about how great it would be if some skanky slut licked my nuts and let me choke her for sexual gratification and not be worried that you would think i am some kind of perverted psycho-sexual predator."

tim quote of the day:
- "well i know one thing. you'll definitely be living west of lake michigan."

combination quote of the day:
clarissa: "i think she's cute if you like that type"
adrian: "what type is that? CHINESE?"

01:51 pm: CAN'T THINK OF A SUBJECT LINE
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i'm currently sinking deeper in the pit of potential boy trouble. i'm going to purposely be vague in case anyone who shouldn't be reading this comes across it. hahaha. i'm at a crossroads, but i'm waiting for the traffic police to come and force me in one direction. hahaha! let's just say my online habit is ever-growing. i must have the best online personality in the world or something. now i just need to get donovan online and he's mine forever...

a new documentary is coming to hbo soon. it's all about hitler's "hidden sexuality". interesting... i watched this movie "max" the other day about hitler before he became "Hitler". he was an artist and because of john cusack getting killed, he went evil. okay that's a bad summary, but it's basically a "what if?" movie. eh, it was okay. no big deal.

i'm all excited about "kill bill" next week. we're gonna go see it before the big trip.

i'm having all kinds of issues with anti-virus software. damn norton! damn mcafee! they're driving me crazy.
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10:59 am: QUOTES of the DAY (err...last few days)
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steve quotes of the day:
- "about spelling bee girl... jesus. if she lost, OH MY GOD - i would've run for the back of the hall. she would've gone off KILL BILL style!"

adrian quotes of the day:
- "well, i did mergers & acquisitions, and that's like the sexiest wall street job ever."
- "i only wear sexy clothes to work."
- "unfortunately none of my clothes fit anymore because after i got dumped i lost 30 lbs, so now i look like it's hammer time because all my clothes are so baggy."
- "if i had a 6 year realationship, it would probably take me 30 years to get over it."
- "i just bought jeans this past weekend in an attempt to finally stop looking like a jackass in my hammer pants."

10:44 am: CLARISSA AND BOY(S)
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everyone should join orkut.com. it's basically the same thing as friendster and myspace but i think it's a bit cuter with some fun features. i only have 2 friends on there so it looks quite pathetic at the moment. i need more "peeps". haha

i've gotten myself into ALL KINDS OF BOY TROUBLE recently. i'm not going to elaborate here; i'll just talk to friends individually about all the recent insanity in my love life. it's a little hectic at the moment...

this silly teenage movie "what a girl wants" has come on hbo recently. since i watch everything, i watched it. there's a character named 'clarissa'! they made her the evil step-sister. what the hell is that?! now i'm associated with that "clarissa explains it all" bullshit and then this mean character. the name 'clarissa' needs to get more public respect!! :P

i've become obsessed with yet ANOTHER nerdy japanese logic puzzle thingy. i can't stop playing it! it's become a serious addiction lately.

i'm leaving for chicago on the 18th! woo-hoo!

i recently watched michael moore's "the big one". it was really good! also i saw "quiz show" again. it's been years since the last time i watched it. that was a damn good movie!
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07:54 pm: HE DOESN'T BELONG ANYWAY, GOOD RIDDENS!
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when i woke up i came back to all these words on my screen. jared was going on and on about how jason cooper (cure drummer) was dead. he said that he took the day off work because he felt bad even though he never cared for jason that much (who does?). so i finally get to the computer and ask him what the hell he's talking about. and he starts telling me all this crap about how the news is everywhere and everything. and he came ever-so-slightly close to having me believe him. then he tells me to go here - www.aprilfoolscreesa.com. that's hilarious!

he then points out that he did this exact same joke on a friend of his before kurt cobain's suicide. a week later, he was dead. so now he's hoping he doesn't jinx jason, but just for security purposes, he picked jason (the least-liked member) "just in case" it comes true. HAHAHAH! i found this INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS. god! good one jared... if any of them were to die, jason would definitely cause the least sadness. it was a logical choice to joke about. :)

jared's having a cure party on robert's 45th birthday (april 21st). i'll be in chicago though... he said this is the 10th one he's done so it's this really big deal and everything. oh well...

because of my recent moose (band) obsession, i was doing some research. i never really knew what they look like. one of them is pretty cute in a david gedge-ish sorta way, but overall they don't look like the music they play. they look like they'd play rough music or something. playED. i should use the past tense since they're long gone. :(
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04:18 pm: NO MAIN TOPIC, SO THERE CAN'T TRULY BE A SUBJECT LINE
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i've discovered that's there an lj community for EVERYTHING it seems like, even a few for polymer clay. how odd.

this was pointed out to me. i'm not offended since i'm neither an asian male nor gay... not to mention it takes a LOT to truly offend me (tim2). i noticed that this ad caused quite an uproar. it's definitely questionable, but i don't think it's THAT bad. people need to calm down a bit.
- http://asianamericanfilm.com/boards/dcforum/DCForumID5/269.html

i also discovered this hilarious insanity recently:
- http://www.mercola.com/2002/may/8/prayer.htm

maybe i'm a complete idiot, but i had NO IDEA squirrels made noises. i mean i had NO CLUE WHATSOEVER. so yesterday, azrielle makes a mad dash out the door, spots a squirrel, chases it to a tree, and then stands at the base of the tree staring up at it. i was walking over to get her back inside and i realized that there were these weird noises. the squirrel was staring at azrielle and making noises! i could tell it was the squirrel because its body would move according to the pattern of the noises. how bizarre! is everyone aware of this? am i retarded? jess, were you aware of this???

last night i dreamt that chris was a member of depeche mode. we went to the club the band was gonna play at, but it was locked so we sat outside and waited in the parking lot, with a large number of cats running around. neither he nor i have EVER mentioned depeche mode to each other. i haven't heard or seen or even thought of depeche mode in a looooong time. i don't where this crazy stuff comes from.
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02:27 am: QUOTES of the DAY (err...last few days)
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steve quotes of the day:
- "why not fit 2 in at once? come on! i am fucking hungarian. i can do that shit!"
- "its weird at first, but i induce conversation, and whats more interesting than genital piercings?"
- "i wish i could give myself a blowjob because i deserve one for that."

clarissa quotes of the day:
- "god i hate having my period. i can't wait until menopause. guys are so lucky."
- "that's an okay quote i guess, but is it LJ worthy? is it truly quotable?"
- "so littering a place with marshmallows while playing on stage is a punk thing to do?"
- "maybe sitting next to robert smith for an hour and 40 minutes talking about music, movies, and LSD. is that a highlight?"
- "i hate it when guys are 'accomplished'. i just skip over those types; like 'i'm a doctor'. screw that, i'd never date a doctor."
- "if she's that complicated in highschool when you're not suppposed to give a shit, she's gonna be a freak when she gets my age."
- "i love how the two of us give each other advice that we ourselves could never actually follow personally."

02:13 am: YOU SHOULD TAKE ACID INSTEAD
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once again something about stupid teenagers tripping off of cough medicine was on tv this weekend. there are no physical withdrawal symptoms but apparently it's mentally addictive and you build a tolerance so you keep taking more and more. they hallucinate and have lots of pep, and some have died from overdosing. i guess availability is the main reason teenagers are doing it so much. basically they're having LSD-like trips but not taking LSD. in my opinion acid is very "safe". unless you have a prior health problem, you certainly won't drop dead and you definitely won't feel addicted to it. also, the cough medicine trip apparently causes a lot of confusion, like "over" hallucinating maybe (???). someone needs to tell these kids to do acid or mescaline instead. acid is sooooo not a big deal. even if you have a "bad trip", which i consider a rare occurrence, it's completely over after a few hours. it's not like you're permanently insane and scarred for life. as long as you do it with friends in a safe environment there are no problems whatsoever. wouldn't a little square of paper taste a lot better than downing multiple bottles of robutussin? idiots!

i've kind of "gotten over" using acid and have no desire to do it now. i think age has something do with it. regardless, i never ever had any problems with it. actually, out of all the drugs i've taken acid is the only one that NEVER caused ANYTHING remotely negative.

- X: the king, the ruler, the greatest, the best drug ever. you'll never feel better from any other substance; orgasmic but not sexual.
negative: doesn't last long enough and causes a feeling of sadness when it's over. also, it may make you throw up.

- pot: a very good, safe drug, less harmful than alcohol, and probably shouldn't be illegal.
negative: nothing really, very slight. possibly coughing, occasional paranoia, and basic stupidity, which of course isn't THAT negative.

- cocaine: for me, everytime i did it it had no effect, but did have an effect on the people i was doing it with. i have no idea why, but from observing others, it looks like you get peppy and "happy" i guess.
negative: can make you a little TOO hyper and irrational, and is addictive.

- pcp: i only did it once. i've never been so out of it in my life. i didn't know where i was, how long i'd been there, or who i was with. after the initial insanity you're more aware of everything but you can't focus so you have to keep one eye closed in order to see clearly. it also made me throw up twice.
negative: pcp is all around negative and i have no idea why people take it.

- opium: similar to pot but you're more out of it.
negative: for me it's like you're a little TOO out of it to have fun. also, it made me very aware of my heartbeat and caused a little paranoia about it.

- mescaline: it's pretty much the exact same thing as acid. i did it numerous times in the early 90s and it never felt ANY different from an acid trip.
negative: nothing

i think people should stick to pot, acid/mesc, and X (occasionally). just don't drive while doing it, and steer clear of people who are against it and don't realize you're on it.

...by the way, i haven't done any of these things in a pretty long time, so don't think i'm some kind of drug fiend. hahaha. i'm just speaking from experience.
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02:27 pm: QUOTES of the DAY (err...last few days)
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steve and clarissa unplugged:

steve quotes of the day:
- "you probably got some junk in the trunk that you are unaware of clarissa."
- "you almost make me feel guilty about fucking that baby last night with the rubber chicken."
- "how you gonna bring up an ex when we sittin' here talkin' about pop tarts and cootchies?"
- "my dream job is getting a blow job from some hot bitch and she gives me money afterward."

creese quotes of the day:
- "ooh baby, i like one on one too."
- "texas is retarded. it's where dubya's from for god's sake. cowboy hats and shit. i don't need that in my life."
- "well i was seriously into drugs for a period of time but i was still sweet and stuff."
- "other activities included buying ecstasy from the cure's drug dealer."
- "i've never been a real big drinker, but i enjoy drunkeness."
- "he (tim) also called breasts "knockers" and the vaginal area "cootchie" which i found adorable. i love those words. i hate "boobs" and i hate "tits" too. "knockers" or "melons" or whatever is fine with me. you should start usin' "knockers", it's fun; and start usin' "cootchie" while you're at it."
- "hey, as long as it's not modern art, you're cool. it's the modern art chicks that are bad news in my opinion."
- "either you work in an office or you own your own business. those are really your only options."

02:16 pm: ROXIO
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oh my god, roxio easy cd & dvd creator 6 is da bomb, and i NEVER talk like that. i'm gonna be downloadin' movies left and right now... and the quality on the big screen is incredible! it's not crystal clear of course but it's a LOT better than NTI, and after awhile you don't even notice the distortion. amazing! the NTI one sucks in comparison so go with roxio if you're interested.

another unexplainable clarissa dream: there was a large grand piano in the front yard. i'm wrapping it with saran wrap but couldn't finish because it was getting dark outside. i was concerned it would be stolen, and contemplated moving it to the less-exposed backyard or turning it upside down in the front yard. i decided to turn it upside down thinking the 4 legs would just appear as sticks in the ground or tree branches or something, which would hide the fact that it's actually a big ass piano. haha. why do i have these crazy dreams???
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01:04 am: KRAMER: "IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!"
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OH MY GOD. after SO many years of waiting and hoping, i FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY, THANKFULLY saw the "festivus" seinfeld episode - the only episode i never saw. i was freaking out actually. hahaha. seriously though, this has been bothering me for YEARS. it's the ONLY one i missed. i recorded it and everything. woo-hoo!

i'm still annoyed by yesterday's dealings with tim2. it's odd because he was so sweet in the beginning. guys can turn on you just like THAT. they're essentially quite evil (sorry chris, but you know it's true! haha). girls are soooooo much less complicated. we always know exactly how we feel (none of that "i don't know how i feel" nonsense. what the hell is that?!?!) and we certainly let whoever know what those feelings are, whereas stupid guys beat around the bush (no pun intended) or keep whatever they're thinking a secret, which therefore drives the girl crazy making her wonder what he's thinking. out of any boyfriend, even ted (my other younger-than-me ex-boyfriend), i would have to say tim2 is the most guilty of this. tim(1) came outta nowhere with his breakup, and right beforehand i wasn't worrying and wondering if something was wrong. he felt whatever and immediately came out with it - NO beating around the bush (again, no pun intended). despite all the (gross) reasons why, tim1 is a pretty good breaker-upper i think.

i got my "12 monkeys" dvd and watched it again. except for having to see brad pitt's gross bare butt it's brilliant!
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09:28 pm: TIM'S INITIALS: T.M.G. - The Mean Guy
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well i really didn't think tim2 paid any attention to my LJ, but apparently he does. he IMed me earlier today to mull over why i hate him...AGAIN. all the people that read my LJ already know my disgust with tim2, so i don't need to go into great detail about my feelings. people aren't always friends with exes, and they certainly wouldn't be friends if one was treated horribly by the other. i'm not sure why he's not getting it. the whole thing angers me and there's a LOT of regret. he was HARSH and he needs to deal or not deal with the repercussions. either accept it and move on, or completely ignore it and move on. either way he shouldn't care so much about what my opinion is of him. i don't care what he thinks about me, but the insult fight is ingrained in my memory and i can't just easily let it go. i hardly ever think about him and certainly never read his LJ, but when he DOES come to mind, i'm reminded of his insults and it annoys me all over again! i think he's just having a problem with the idea of someone disliking him immensely and is really offended even though i have every reason to hate him. the bridge has been burned! the line has been crossed! get over it!
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09:23 pm: QUOTES of the DAY (err...last few days)
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steve quotes of the day:
- "my math teacher was hilarious...talked about shooting grandmas today."
- "its totally safe sex, your mom won't mind."
- "i really have such low requirements for people."
- "i would have bit his dick off if i was you."
- "tim is a dumbass fuck head and you can quote me!"

clarissa quotes of the day:
- "you have an animalistic desire for sex stuff."
- "you only need clarissa to stay alive?"
- "girls suck... and not always in a good way."
- "the gun thing is like a penis... near the mouth and everything."

anonymous quote of the day:
- "this is going to sound really fucking horrible but i think i know what type of things to say to get girls to you know, get it on."

12:21 pm: ELLE LUH FUNT
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i watched "elephant" last night and it was good but i was just a little disappointed. overall though, it's worth seeing. i think it would've been better if it had delved more into WHY eric and alex wanted to columbine their school. i just used "columbine" as a verb by the way.

i believe only a couple of people were already actors before this movie. gus got "real" high school kids with no acting experience which i thought was a cool idea. it's similar to my whole thing about actors doing fake accents. if ya want someone with a british accent, then hire a british actor! it's retarded when they make gwyneth british or tom cruise irish or nicole kidman american, etc. i can't stand that! just go for the REAL thing if you're makin' a movie dammit! if it's about high school then get REAL high school kids, which is exactly what he did. if you want irish characters, then get REAL irish actors. get the picture?

this annoyance also applies to music. if you're born in australia, don't sing like you're from texas! if you're born in america, don't sing like you're from england! it's so fake-poser-ish-weird. aren't they embarassed? the actual music can sound like it's from wherever which is totally fine. it's just the fake vocal accents that bother me.
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01:00 am: QUOTES of the DAY
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clarissa quote of the day:
- "steve, i love you."

steve quote of the day:
- "chris might have to weasel his way down south and live with you and yo mom!"

chris quotes of the day:
- "...or he's a complete fucking slacker who spent all his dough on leather recliners and a plasma TV."
- "...but mine's got numerical appeal."

jess quote of the day:
- "who are you, george bush?"

12:26 am: TIMS, CHRIS, MATTHEW BRODERICK, and ELEPHANT
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you like that subject line? hahah!

last night or the night before i dreamt i got married to matthew broderick. the wedding took place in a swimming pool. what the hell???

tim1 (aka the good tim) actually tried talking to me whilst talking to nicole at the same time. it creeped me out and i told him to stop. i'd asked if she knew he was talking to me and then he goofily asked her if she was aware of it. one day i'm gonna run into that boy at some show or wherever and it's gonna be VERY interesting. if he's standing there with nicole and i'm standing there with chris, it will be incredibly obvious who "won". hahah! i have no plans of being civil with her. i certainly don't want tim back, but i still hate her! i'm not too good at being bitchy, but i'll try when the time comes. heehee. oh, his birthday was saturday; he's now 28.

nevermind this tim1/tim2 crap. since i hate tim2 and will probably never talk to him again, let's just forget the numerical system. whenever i say "tim", just be aware that i'm referring to the first tim, the good tim, the chicago tim, etc. the other crappy one doesn't deserve to be in the good tim category, but if i need to refer to him, i guess i'll go ahead and say tim2. loser! he's probably gonna read this and then write a bunch of shit about me in his live journal. since i NEVER read his i'll have no idea so it's impossible for him to get true vindication. he has no reason to read my LJ anyway since we're not friends and barely acquaintances. jerk! ugh!!! talk about REGRET!

chris's apartment situation might get a little better. he may be able to stay in the place he's living in now. it all depends on whether or not this new renter will take another unit in the building. i've never heard of such apartment-searching horror like chris has had. and he started working on it months ago! roommates, even potential roommates equals BAAAAAAD. the rent is going up a bit, but he says he can afford it. it's pretty far from where i'll be living though, like a 30 minute drive or so. haha, i guess that's not THAT bad. at least he has the place alone which has numerous benefits of course. ;)

i've been doing a lot of downloading now and this past weekend. i now have better VCD-making software (the fancy roxio and NTI) and have experimented with a few movies. i downloaded "elephant" and it actually looks pretty good on the big screen. the quality is a lot better compared to the old software's quality. i'm also gonna burn "thirteen" and "monster"; and whatever else i can think of. hmmm, should i be talking about this online? haha. i'm not distributing! i'm only downloading for personal use! i promise!
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12:05 am: QUOTES of the DAY
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mommy quotes of the day:
- "if ben affleck isn't careful he's gonna go down the drain."
- "what it is?"

steve quotes of the day:
- "its cool to eat vomit though."
- "i wanted to rape her with a tire iron and set her body on fire."

clarissa quote of the day:
- "why did talking about vomit remind you of kim gordon?"

03:16 pm: EVEN MORE DWARFNESS
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there was yet ANOTHER recent dwarf reference! yesterday, there was some show on tv specifically about "primordial" dwarfs. they're the super dooper short kind. basically within like a week i've been exposed to dwarfs on tv like 4-5 different times. what's the deal?! this must be karma-related since that one day long ago i refused to get on the same elevator as a dwarf back at dawn's nyu dorm. now they're on the attack.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=3667136693&category=22702. i came across this on ebay. what the fuck is wrong with people? are the pictures really THAT necessary? and they chose the "supersize" feature and everything. SICK SICK PEOPLE. god!

i've recently become obsessed with this new semi-mathematical/logic puzzle thing from japan. i have so many nerd tendencies, it's really ridiculous.

the slinky came in the mail. too bad there's no stairs here!
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